I am going to attempt to predict the future! The tolling of the bell heralds the start of the badger’s most beloved and epic tradition – the cheese-eating contest! Our poor bard will be forced to somehow work this into an epic tale where enormous mounds of cheddar and brie are vital to the salvation of the world.
[Looks back at last year]
Yeah, DOOOOOM is what’s real, all right
I am going to attempt to predict the future! The tolling of the bell heralds the start of the badger’s most beloved and epic tradition – the cheese-eating contest! Our poor bard will be forced to somehow work this into an epic tale where enormous mounds of cheddar and brie are vital to the salvation of the world.
Is there still hope this is just the beginning of the traditional annual Doom-Metal festival?